Generally speaking, Margie has [a lot of potential], untamed anxiety, and big, unrealistic plans -- none of which bode well when combined!
Her very first podcast appearance was immortalized on My Favorite Murder Episode 41: Live at PopFest where she told the story of a former co-worker's heinous homicide and it was a total hit. She paved the way for all future hometown murder stories (you're welcome). She left that show with an inflated sense of purpose. Since then, she has worked ceaselessly on conning her friends into helping her forge her own podcast.
Even though she's just a girl from Miami, Margie is a film & TV professional in Los Angeles, CA. She somehow manages to feed herself and pay her car insurance, so her parents don't ask too many questions. Don't show them this podcast, it will blow her cover.
Kirstin. A Miami girl with lots of opinions and pretty hair. Now - Graphic Designer in Los Angeles. Fueled by unbridled anxiety, constant annoyance, and inadvisable amounts of tea. Full of useless information you'll never need to know - but she'll share it anyway. Longs to be a nomad and constantly fighting the urge to gtfo. Accentuates the "F" in "fuck" too much. Dog aficionado.
Jon. Photographer. Refused to write his bio. Claims he doesn't have enough time. Chronically tired (since the 4th grade, he'll tell you). Really likes properly made Southern iced tea. Highlight is popping. Sushi enthusiast. Knows far too much information about Ancient Egypt. Falls down alien conspiracy rabbit holes. Been struck by lightning. In a car. Twice. Famous adjacent.
6 years old. Picked solely because he was the fattest pup in the litter. Medically complicated. Expert in cuddles at just the right time. Is actually an Anxiety Dog for Mom, but will Anxiety Dog anyone because there's enough Pal to go around. Hufflepuff.
4 years old. Total Libra. Really likes going to Lowe's. Enjoys stepping on Mom's head in the middle of the night. Is capable of sweetness, but very obviously opts out of it. Extremely opinionated potato. Aspiring evil mastermind. Slytherin, duh.